It was just the other day, when I was pondering the big questions of life: Does God really know every thought I have? Have I succeeded as a human being in making the world better in small ways? Can miracles really happen? How can I make my arse fatter? And then just as though she was reading my mind, Noni came walking into the WaterShoppe to ask if we were interested in carrying her exquisite line of belgium chocolate truffles. Fate is real kids.
Yes, we have a beautiful selection of truffles. Check out the lineup of flavours-chambord-(so far my arse likes this one the best) apricot brandy, mocha, raspberry, cognac, java, blueberry, mimosa (another arse pick), champagne, strawberry, chili, baileys, oohh and the list goes on!!
And so I pose this question to all people who enjoy chocolate-why settle for second rate bon bons, when the best truffles in the city are a mere two dollars??
Simryn chocolates have been a Danforth favorite for 8 years, and we would like to help make it another 8. So come down to the shop, and treat yourself to these wee works of art. Oh, and if you need guidance on which truffles are best, I can help. If I am hiding under the counter with my face and hands covered in chocolate, call the tv show Intervention. These truffles really are the shiznit. What? Who just winced? So I'm 38 and I used shiznit??? Yo, stop trippin, if y'all are haters then call the po po on me! Hmmm, I better do a google search to ensure that was correct slang.
