Just a quick mention about this little winter we are having. ENOUGH ALREADY! I have parked on the side of a mountain of snow so many times, I just assume it's normal to open the drivers door, and fall on the ground. Seriously, the parking situation is so plain stupid, that I'm thinking about driving the car into the store. We can merchandise on the hood. And my favorite way to start the day at the WaterShoppe-driving through mucky dirty shitty coloured snow, spinning my tires every time I have to come to a stop, and then driving through an ice obstacle course to find a car in our paid for parking space! Fabulous.
A big thank you to the 2008 Audi that blesses our spot. Ooops, sorry about the $40 ticket the other day. Is it possible that you forgot to move your car for 9 hours? Nope. OPA!
We recently attended the Canadian Food & Beverage show, and it was quite crap. Although if we were looking for pre-packaged pre-cooked low quality food items, it was awesome! Oh, and if we needed a 20 foot barbeque trailer capable of cooking 3,000 pounds of meat, awesome again!
Makes me wonder why we don't buy a meat cookin truck and park on the side of the 401 every long week-end to catch all the cottage people stuck in traffic for hours. Wouldn't it cheer you up if somebody knocked on your window holding a plate of ribs and slaw?
Has anyone been watching the Leafs? Why can't they just die and get on with a better pick in the lottery? Noooo, it's like watching the fu@#cking Terminator. Whoaaaaa he just got run over by an 18 wheeler. Nope, not dead yet. Whooaaa, he just got blown up with 50,000 pounds of explosives. Um, there he is again. Stop it! Stop.
A super cute woman came in yesterday with her poodle, and bought some waters, asked about the store, discussed her upcoming birthday party, and then her dog farted so bad, it made me gag. No joke, the entire store smelled of rotting garbage and eggs. She felt obligated to purchase some products. Hey, we'll take it!
Please visit the store and give us feedback. We are featured in Dolce magazine, had a write up in SNAP, and we are going to be on DayTime Toronto April 7th.
We need your support, so get your behinds to the store, and no more excuses! The WaterShoppe is going to be huge, so come and lend a hand! We need volunteers for the Beaches Jazz Fest, and the Taste of the Danforth.
Let's get it on!
