Monday, April 28, 2008

Tea Makes You Strong like Godzilla


We have turned the back room into a tea oasis! Since a pot of tea is only as great as the water you make it with, we figured it was a great fit!We have a selection of black,green,white,rooibos,russian caravan,darjeeling,scottish breakfast, and something that smells like poop but tastes great called mate! And now that I have researched tea for two weeks, I consider myself an expert. Yes, it's that simple. You too can call yourself an expert in any field within two weeks with access to the internet. Of course this doesn't mean that I can answer the tougher questions, like-"what tea has antioxidants?" What the hell are you asking me for? But I CAN tell you what has the prettiest package, and what tea smells like caramels! The WaterShoppe is also carrying a line of purple clay YiXing teapots which are quite amazing. Some are even shaped like monkeys! How fun is it to have a monkey pour you tea? Well, it is a little Dr Moreau, but so what?

We are ready to sell our sno cones again! Perfect timing, since it has quickly turned to minus 7!

Oh! Before I forget, we have a carbonated water which if boiled, turns into a natural laxative. Not quite sure why that was breaking news....

Top 10 Reasons to Visit the WaterShoppe:

#1 It smells good

#2 It looks really nice

#3 We sell rubber ducks that look like aging rock stars

#4 We carry 57 brands of water

#5 We let everyone play with stuff as long as they want

#6 We don't get mad with your children for grabbing things off the bottom shelves, we encourage it

#7 We make incredible baskets (Mothers Day is very soon)

#8 We don't carry bisphenol A bottles, so we aren't hurting your baby

#9 The staff is so sweet your teeth will hurt

#10 We are the first place in Canada to be visited by FineWaters author and water expert Michael Mascha!!! Now THAT is fabulous!!!