Saturday, June 28, 2008

Anyone for a Water Tasting? Or an apron?


Not sure if anyone watched Breakfast Television on Friday, but Mitchell "waterboy" Buck made his debut! This kid is going to Hollywood. Not only did he get to work behind the scenes with the camera man, he also introduced the band with Dina! Although Mitch didn't actually speak, his presence was strong. I'm thinking the next McCauley Culkin- without the drugs, alcohol problem, odd relationship with Michael Jackson and stupid face smacking thing.
Our next water tasting will be July 15th 5:30 to 7:30. Take a trip to Europe without leaving our store! We got Italy, we got France, we got Germany, so via down to la magasin and drink some wasser!
Quick message for the lady who sits on the bench directly in front of The WaterShoppe who curses and screams at everyone who walks by: move. I'm not going to phone the police the next time, I will take you for a "fun road trip" to northern Ontario and leave you there.
Sooo, starting this week, the first 100 people to spend over $30 in our store will receive a vintage apron! How cool is that? I spent 3 years collecting these, and now I need to move them.
They are one of a kind, and funky as hell. And since the summer heat has hit, why not make dinner naked, and sport a sexy l'il apron?
Something to ponder about the Danforth- why is it that I received over $560 in tickets for turning right onto the street between the hours of 4-6 pm and for having an "illegal" bag of garbage, when it seems to be perfectly fine to get so hammered that you urinate on the sidewalk? Hmm.. I know, I know, I'm overly sensitive.
So they year 2008 is flying by, and the next thing you know, Taste of the Danforth will be here. We are going to serve up the tastiest sno cones and italian sodas in the city, and have a stockpile of water weapons to splash those of you willing to get wet!
have a lovely Canada Day, and see you soon!



Sunday, June 22, 2008

Ain't summer grand?


Hello everyone!
Please excuse the delay, we have been busier than a dog chasing his tail. Since we last updated: We played a charity hockey tourney that kicked the sh*!t out of us. At one point, we were down to 8 players, sweating like mules, and for the record: I have a black toenail waiting to fall off, Lisa has a wrist that looks like it came from Tales From The Crypt, and everyone that played for Team WaterShoppe needed oxygen tents after game one. Yeah. We sucked. Shout out to Rob for his gallant effort of playing every shift while puking, big ups to James for playing the entire tourney without a break (I have never seen sweat drip like a faucet from a chin like that) huge thank you for Team Mann (Nicole & Ryan the Dream Team) and also to Glen, who I thought would vomit but showed his true colours and only collapsed once! Next year we kill!
We also hosted a water tasting event that was quite fabulous, which will become a habit. Yes, we now host PRIVATE water tastings!
I am too darn tired to post a witty e-mail tonight, since I have become addicted to EuroCup 2008.
This is a post to let Glenda Fordham know that she is loved and appreciated for helping us out in making our dreams come true!
P.S-we are having a promotional sale on Glenlivet water!! $43 per case of 24 bottles. Insane!!!