Holy Dinah! The Bling H2O order has arrived, and it is crazy. These collectible bottles come adorned with swarovski crystals of every colour! We have gold, red, blue, pink, and we even have a limited Christmas Bling bottle with red and green crystals!
What a gorgeous addition to a bar. Who needs a stainless water bottle, when you can sip your water from sexy reusable glass bottles like these!
Don't forget to place your basket orders with us-fresh and yummy hand made truffles, LafCo House and home candles, a bottle of Bling, some spring water ice cubes, a picture frame with your selected image, we can do whatever your heart desires. And we can add some booze too!
Here is a couple of good jokes:
Two friends are playing golf, when a long funeral procession goes along the road. The one guy stops mid-swing, removes his cap and bows his head. The other guy says "wow, that was very touching. You really are a kind man".
The guy replies "Yeah, well we were married for 35 years".
Buh Dun DAH!
A woman gets on a bus, and the driver says "my God, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen!". She heads to the back of the bus furious, and sits down beside a passenger. "That bus driver just insulted me" she says. The man says "Go up there and tell him off!" "Don't worry, I'll hold your monkey".
Buh Dun DAH!
I'm takin it on the road!!
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