Monday, January 5, 2009

Valentine's gift baskets! New Arrivals! Oh, Happy New year




Hello there 2009! Hope you treat us better than your older brother 2008. WHAT an a-hole.
So we have put together the most amazing gift baskets for our next lovey dovey day. And they are not filled with nonsense like bad chocolates, cheap cheese N crackers, or knockoff jewelry! Shower caps, mineral waters, great tea, journals to write your plans for the new year, vitamin drinks and loads of other cool things! Why get fat, when you can get dead sexy?
Breaking news: We had a new arrival in December! Baby Chloe!! She was a healthy 9 pound baby girl, who belongs to the proud parents Christine & Miguel Vargas. Perfect addition to the WaterShoppe work force in a few years! Whaaat? It's not child labour when it includes bottomless sodas and sno cones. Don't give the little ones ideas, they might start a union.
Look, I included one of our happy employees on break. That is Alix, and she insists on having an elders knee to rest upon while on break. And a tiara. Jeesh, what a princess! Good thing she got back to working the sno crusher unsupervised after that photo. Little hands fit into the blades when they get clogged sooo much better than mine!
Anyway, new year, new vibe, better times ahead. Hope y'all had a great holiday, and look after yourselves. Now leave me alone, Team Canada is playing for gold tonight!!
Goooooooo Canada! Although I worry that Sweden might win the gold. Sorry, sorry, bad thoughts..

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