Moving!

Yes, we are moving! Time to find another space, and leave 337 Danforth Ave! We have had a blowout sale for 3 days, and moved tons of inventory for $5,10, 15, 20! Good on ya, for those that came down! And for that man who took everything off the bench outside the store within 30 seconds-God is watching, and YOU my friend, are in trouble...
Changes are a comin, so we have to work remote for a month. If you need gift baskets/delivery/stuff we can fill your orders. Eyes are on an Avenue Road space, have to wait!
We are still there for you, so keep on contacting us for your immediate needs. The plus side to not having a physical retail space for the next month-week-ends off!! woo hoo!
Oh, guess what? We got a $250 ticket from the "Danforth scumbags" parking authority. While it was soo obvious at 8am this morning that a moving truck was just doing their job, the blond crap ass ticket sleeze slapped one on their truck. Thanks for the memories! YOU my dear are a loser. "Just doing your job" doesn't cut it with me. I know you could have given a warning, but I guess you had to fill your quota. Another wanna be cop strikes again!
SO life is moving along at warp speed, and we are getting in so many orders for gift baskets it is awesome! Thank you Proud FM and EZ Rock!

SALE!

Hi! We are having a big SALE-O-RAMA!
If it has a red dot, you get it for half price! Time to get some movement. This year in retail has started off with a bang! I mean, a slight tap. And since we are not Galen "I wear the same clothes in every commercial to make me look frugal" Weston, we need some sales. That guy just needs a kick in the face. Oooh, look at me, I'm so wealthy I could buy your entire neighbourhood, but I'm nice, so instead I'll give you a 3 cent discount on bananas. Make that 2 cents, I need a pay for a new plane. He is as bad as Stephen Harper putting on his weird shark face smile and looking into the camera to tell us he "feels our pain". WTF? Howz about I take you Mister Harper, for a little week-end getaway to the housing projects on River Street. Guess whats for dinner Mister Harper? Mister Noodle and a cup of yellow tap water! Don't get me started...
Anyhoo, this year is an exciting challenge! It's forcing us to cut back on things we no longer need (exclusions-denim with 2% stretch, small make-up purchases, really good cheese) and to reuse what we already have. I love it! Not only are we clearing out stock at our cost, we are finding new ways to serve up great drinks for cheap! And I recommend buying some good naturally sourced waters to bring home, to "do it yourself" after you try one of the WaterShoppes hot chocolates or fresh herb recipes!
Take care y'all, and come to the store for great deals!!
p.s-George likes Bling because it tastes good and the crystals match his eyes.