SALE!

Hi! We are having a big SALE-O-RAMA!
If it has a red dot, you get it for half price! Time to get some movement. This year in retail has started off with a bang! I mean, a slight tap. And since we are not Galen "I wear the same clothes in every commercial to make me look frugal" Weston, we need some sales. That guy just needs a kick in the face. Oooh, look at me, I'm so wealthy I could buy your entire neighbourhood, but I'm nice, so instead I'll give you a 3 cent discount on bananas. Make that 2 cents, I need a pay for a new plane. He is as bad as Stephen Harper putting on his weird shark face smile and looking into the camera to tell us he "feels our pain". WTF? Howz about I take you Mister Harper, for a little week-end getaway to the housing projects on River Street. Guess whats for dinner Mister Harper? Mister Noodle and a cup of yellow tap water! Don't get me started...
Anyhoo, this year is an exciting challenge! It's forcing us to cut back on things we no longer need (exclusions-denim with 2% stretch, small make-up purchases, really good cheese) and to reuse what we already have. I love it! Not only are we clearing out stock at our cost, we are finding new ways to serve up great drinks for cheap! And I recommend buying some good naturally sourced waters to bring home, to "do it yourself" after you try one of the WaterShoppes hot chocolates or fresh herb recipes!
Take care y'all, and come to the store for great deals!!
p.s-George likes Bling because it tastes good and the crystals match his eyes.