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Yes, we are moving! Time to find another space, and leave 337 Danforth Ave! We have had a blowout sale for 3 days, and moved tons of inventory for $5,10, 15, 20! Good on ya, for those that came down! And for that man who took everything off the bench outside the store within 30 seconds-God is watching, and YOU my friend, are in trouble...
Changes are a comin, so we have to work remote for a month. If you need gift baskets/delivery/stuff we can fill your orders. Eyes are on an Avenue Road space, have to wait!
We are still there for you, so keep on contacting us for your immediate needs. The plus side to not having a physical retail space for the next month-week-ends off!! woo hoo!
Oh, guess what? We got a $250 ticket from the "Danforth scumbags" parking authority. While it was soo obvious at 8am this morning that a moving truck was just doing their job, the blond crap ass ticket sleeze slapped one on their truck. Thanks for the memories! YOU my dear are a loser. "Just doing your job" doesn't cut it with me. I know you could have given a warning, but I guess you had to fill your quota. Another wanna be cop strikes again!
SO life is moving along at warp speed, and we are getting in so many orders for gift baskets it is awesome! Thank you Proud FM and EZ Rock!
Hi! We are having a big SALE-O-RAMA!
If it has a red dot, you get it for half price! Time to get some movement. This year in retail has started off with a bang! I mean, a slight tap. And since we are not Galen "I wear the same clothes in every commercial to make me look frugal" Weston, we need some sales. That guy just needs a kick in the face. Oooh, look at me, I'm so wealthy I could buy your entire neighbourhood, but I'm nice, so instead I'll give you a 3 cent discount on bananas. Make that 2 cents, I need a pay for a new plane. He is as bad as Stephen Harper putting on his weird shark face smile and looking into the camera to tell us he "feels our pain". WTF? Howz about I take you Mister Harper, for a little week-end getaway to the housing projects on River Street. Guess whats for dinner Mister Harper? Mister Noodle and a cup of yellow tap water! Don't get me started...
Anyhoo, this year is an exciting challenge! It's forcing us to cut back on things we no longer need (exclusions-denim with 2% stretch, small make-up purchases, really good cheese) and to reuse what we already have. I love it! Not only are we clearing out stock at our cost, we are finding new ways to serve up great drinks for cheap! And I recommend buying some good naturally sourced waters to bring home, to "do it yourself" after you try one of the WaterShoppes hot chocolates or fresh herb recipes!
Take care y'all, and come to the store for great deals!!
p.s-George likes Bling because it tastes good and the crystals match his eyes.
Hello there! Listen to Proud FM, and EZ Rock to hear about us! How very cool to be sitting in the car, and listening to a promo about us! And call in to Proud FM this Friday Feb 13th to win your very own WaterShoppe gift basket!
Hey, we know times are tough, but grab a little gift, buy a single flower instead of a dozen roses, and make a yummy dinner for your sweetie! Nothing is going to change overnight so we might as well enjoy the little things. Or buy a big fat diamond. Up to you.
And now like my home girl Oprah, here is a list of the 10 things I cannot live without!
1) Taste of the Silk Roads rice/veggie/pork dish, made with love by owner Miss Margaret
2) A good cup of green tea from Harney & Sons. Keeps the pipes moving.
3) a smart ass customer who knows more about water than I do. Gets me going every time!
4) access to chocolate truffles 24/7. For those moments of freakout-a-sitis. Yeah, it's a medical term. What, you know better?
5) Denim with 2% stretch. FACT: I have split the arse out of 4 pairs of jeans in the last month.
6) Denim with 2%, oh wait, I said that already. Other peoples children! I love kids, they make me feel big and smart! And they laugh at my jokes.
7) Naps. Ahhhh, naps. I love a good one, where I wake up and have no idea if it's still Tuesday.
8) Foundation. I wake up and look like Lyle Lovett. A little foundation, Russell Peters!
9) My hat. No need explain the love of a good hat.
10) my laptop. Seriously, I begin to perspire just thinking about being without it. Not. good..
Come to the store, buy some Harney Tea, or a red terry cloth lip shaped bath pillow. We even have 3D glasses to view the world in hearts! The WaterShoppe is the best in T.O!
Oh, you MUST MUST see the movie Coraline in 3D. UN-BE-LIEVABLE. It is an assault of beauty and creativity you will not believe. My eyes were blessed.
Hi! I'm a rhodesian ridgeback, and I love the taste of Jimi Hendrix liquid experience! My humans think that when it goes missing from the fridge, they must have just drank it. I may not have opposable thumbs, but I have a nose that can open an envelope!
I typically enjoy the Liquid Experience right before I go for my walks. One sip and I feel like a puppy. Ohhh, to be two years old again.This energy drink allows me to run faster than all the other dogs at the park! As a known lion tracker back in my native South Africa, I can safely say that 3 out of 4 rhodesians choose Jimi Hendrix liquid experience for a quick boost!
Find it at the WaterShoppe. Oh, they also let us dogs come in the store in cold weather, so the owners must be incredibly nice and generous humans!
Hello there 2009! Hope you treat us better than your older brother 2008. WHAT an a-hole.
So we have put together the most amazing gift baskets for our next lovey dovey day. And they are not filled with nonsense like bad chocolates, cheap cheese N crackers, or knockoff jewelry! Shower caps, mineral waters, great tea, journals to write your plans for the new year, vitamin drinks and loads of other cool things! Why get fat, when you can get dead sexy?
Breaking news: We had a new arrival in December! Baby Chloe!! She was a healthy 9 pound baby girl, who belongs to the proud parents Christine & Miguel Vargas. Perfect addition to the WaterShoppe work force in a few years! Whaaat? It's not child labour when it includes bottomless sodas and sno cones. Don't give the little ones ideas, they might start a union.
Look, I included one of our happy employees on break. That is Alix, and she insists on having an elders knee to rest upon while on break. And a tiara. Jeesh, what a princess! Good thing she got back to working the sno crusher unsupervised after that photo. Little hands fit into the blades when they get clogged sooo much better than mine!
Anyway, new year, new vibe, better times ahead. Hope y'all had a great holiday, and look after yourselves. Now leave me alone, Team Canada is playing for gold tonight!!
Goooooooo Canada! Although I worry that Sweden might win the gold. Sorry, sorry, bad thoughts..
As voted by us!!
Sweet and sour chicken balls, are The WaterShoppe eau cadeau's hot! Even in these days of slow holiday sales, I am pleased to say the orders are a-comin! Here are three great reasons to use our company for your gift needs:
1) Quality PLUS quantity. We fill them to the brim with the best waters/chocolates/useful stuff and pretty things.
2) The level of customer service is the best in Toronto. Cat lover? Red wine drinker? Water snob? Collector? Belgium chocolate expert? Rubber duck addict? we are the shiz.
3) You can trust us. We will talk to you, find out what you want to spend, and do everything to make your gift the best! No shiz.
This goes out to Murielle, who called because her daughter is a huge fan of water, and wanted to make her a special gift-You are a fabulous mother, and a very cool lady!
For Rosemary in Woodbridge, who entertains and wanted to provide her guests with a great selection of waters-It was a complete pleasure dealing with you, thank you for the orders!
For Arlene in Cambridge, who wants to surprise her husband with Glenlivet water to drink with his scotch during the holidays-Thanks for the order, and I hope he doesn't read this!
To Avner for placing his trust in our hands, to make a large gift basket order for a special client-You aren't a ball breaker, I was kidding!
To Mario for driving in, and buying two bottles of Bling for his co-workers to make them happy-"Ahhhh, you are sooo nice".
To Tina from Simon Says for placing orders, and trusting us to make her baskets fabulous-Thank you! Your retail store for kids is the best in the city! www.simonsayskids.ca
To Kevin, owner of Bling water in LA-you are as cute as a button, and yes I'm old enough to say that! www.blingh2o.com
To Fieldstone school for using our service to send a special basket to Ken Kostick as a thank you-what a great way to return a favour! See you next year at your auction!
For Nancy who had us deliver a basket site unseen to a Markham hotel, hope he loves it!
For Jane Gowing for ordering lots of Voss-good on you for being a woman in charge of her own business, contracting, no less!
And for Ricky at Sirius radio for using us to make your gift basket, thank you Santa!
Feeling the love, keep it coming, and use us! Unlike our government, we have our ship running smooth and clean!!
p.s-For those readers who are not in Canada- "ha ha, jokes on you!" This whole coalition thing is a gag! We are TO-TALLY together here, and everything is just fine!
Holy Dinah! The Bling H2O order has arrived, and it is crazy. These collectible bottles come adorned with swarovski crystals of every colour! We have gold, red, blue, pink, and we even have a limited Christmas Bling bottle with red and green crystals!
What a gorgeous addition to a bar. Who needs a stainless water bottle, when you can sip your water from sexy reusable glass bottles like these!
Don't forget to place your basket orders with us-fresh and yummy hand made truffles, LafCo House and home candles, a bottle of Bling, some spring water ice cubes, a picture frame with your selected image, we can do whatever your heart desires. And we can add some booze too!
Here is a couple of good jokes:
Two friends are playing golf, when a long funeral procession goes along the road. The one guy stops mid-swing, removes his cap and bows his head. The other guy says "wow, that was very touching. You really are a kind man".
The guy replies "Yeah, well we were married for 35 years".
Buh Dun DAH!
A woman gets on a bus, and the driver says "my God, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen!". She heads to the back of the bus furious, and sits down beside a passenger. "That bus driver just insulted me" she says. The man says "Go up there and tell him off!" "Don't worry, I'll hold your monkey".
Buh Dun DAH!
I'm takin it on the road!!
